A Message from Woodstock

The amazing documentary Woodstock will be shown on vh1 classic today at 4:30 pm. Set your DVRs, folks. It's 3 1/2 hours of awesomeness. The following is an announcement that the man pictured below delivered to a crowd of 500,000 people at the original Woodstock in 1969. It is serious.

"Wheat Germ, Holly has your bag with your medicine. Please meet at the information booth as soon as you can, please. Helen Savage, please call your father at the Motel Glory in Woodridge. Helen Savage, please call your father at the Motel Glory in Woodridge. And the warning that I've recieved, you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. Uh, it's suggested that you do stay away from that. Plus it's your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that there is a warning on that one, okay?"